Hold the Line! The Kaidan Butt Brigade

harbingerofnope reblogged your post: your dick is in that girl! that is not a quick… … it…...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:28:51 -0400

harbingerofnope reblogged your post: your dick is in that girl! that is not a quick…

… it… depends of… where in that girl the dick is…

omg I just clued in what this meant.

the-tabularium: mccoymedical: starfleetgrad: aileine: I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:24:36 -0400

mccoymedical:

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER

hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:09:44 -0400

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

brandnewandancient replied to your post: HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN A HOOKER BATH BEFORE? I AM DYING.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:04:32 -0400

brandnewandancient replied to your post: HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN A HOOKER BATH BEFORE?

I AM DYING.

your dick is in that girl! that is not a quick drink!

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:01:50 -0400

your dick is in that girl! that is not a quick drink!

HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN A HOOKER BATH BEFORE?

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:59:34 -0400

omfg brand as;dlkaskf;sa

tenthstreetreds replied to your post: tenthstreetreds replied to your post: … THAT’S JUST...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:49:22 -0400

tenthstreetreds replied to your post: tenthstreetreds replied to your post: …

THAT’S JUST MEAN omfg i juS t shiva pls PLLLLSSSS

tenthstreetreds replied to your post: tenthstreetreds replied to your post: … OK NOT FAIR...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:44:19 -0400

tenthstreetreds replied to your post: tenthstreetreds replied to your post: …

OK NOT FAIR I JUST.I NEED IT OK

I was planning on e-mailing you the chapters as I wrote them but now I just might torture you.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:36:51 -0400

tenthstreetreds replied to your post: tenthstreetreds replied to your post: … i need art...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:35:42 -0400

tenthstreetreds replied to your post: tenthstreetreds replied to your post: …

i need art for this, lots of sweaty bloody suntanned shirtless art…….

dirty, filthy soot covered Kaidan, being all assertive and … bossy. -cough-

tenthstreetreds replied to your post: tenthstreetreds replied to your post: … HOLY FUCKING...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:30:02 -0400

tenthstreetreds replied to your post: tenthstreetreds replied to your post: …

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT’S LIKE A NOVEL W H A T SHIVA PLS omg i can wait i thINK I CAN

AND IT WILL HAVE ART, BECAUSE MEBB. SO. YIISS. Yeah it started off as a drabble and then I was like 3,000 words in and I was like omfg I have so much to say and NO ONE IN MY HEAD WOULD SHUT UP.

And post-nuclear turian war apocalypse Kaidan is hawt.

tenthstreetreds replied to your post: tenthstreetreds answered your question: … oh my goD...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:25:35 -0400

tenthstreetreds replied to your post: tenthstreetreds answered your question: …

oh my goD it’s so far awAY SCREAMS but omg whatever is good for you omg i didn’t think this was gonna be a full thing honestly i was thinking like one drabble and done so whatever is good for you bc holY crap wow !!!!

Its going to be like 60,000+ words BECAUSE I CAN’T DRABBLE A ME1 REWRITE IN 1,000 WORDS OR LESS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU UNLEASHED OMFG

theprosefool: Someone write me a ficlet of what happened when Kaidan bumped into EDI’s new body for...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:21:00 -0400

theprosefool:

Someone write me a ficlet of what happened when Kaidan bumped into EDI’s new body for the first time.

Pretty please?

Cold sweat spread across his brow, he couldn’t swallow. He stepped back, eyes drawn to the metallic grey of the body’s chrome - it wasn’t burned black anymore, the visor blue instead of red.

Dispose of him.

He feels his chest tighten with panic, a breath he thinks will slip through the cracks of the visor in his memory. There’s a twinge of memory-pain around his amp and his belly churns dangerously to nausea - he feels his biotics flare to life as adrenaline slips through his bloodstream.

‘Good morning, Major Alenko.’ The ghost pleasantly says, Kaidan blinks in surprise when it registers that it was the AI’s voice was coming out of the black metal lips.

‘Good… Good morning, EDI.” He clears his throat and manages to wrestle his panic under control as he steps carefully around her in the hall.

‘I suspect Shepard has forgotten to mention my recent triumph with this platform.’ She tilts her head sideways, almost curious to see what he had to say. It was eerie, a little terrifying to have a casual conversation with something that had nearly killed you barely a week ago.

‘No, the Commander didn’t… uh, didn’t mention that.’ A nervous smile, a chuckle slipping between the words in an attempt to comfort the awkwardness. Comfort who, he wasn’t sure.

‘I realise that this plat-’ EDI begins but kaidan waves her into silence, a smile still tight on his lips as he tries to convince himself that it wasn’t EDI that almost killed him but something far worst, EVA was dead, to say the least.

‘It’s fine,” he gives another nervous chuckle, ‘you look good EDI.’ He slips away from the robot, hands nestling against his lower back as the observation deck doors slide open and he steps through the threshold leading to a little solitude.

He needed to forget, he needed to forgive for both his and EDI’s sake.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:08:15 -0400

tenthstreetreds answered your question: Debating doing my AU Post-Apocalypse shenko story… ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:04:55 -0400

tenthstreetreds answered your question: Debating doing my AU Post-Apocalypse shenko story…

omg but how far away is that i miGHT DIE

Usually posts in October-ish? :P BUT IT WOULD BE COMPLETE.

Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:16:28 -0400

Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:47:52 -0400

Debating doing my AU Post-Apocalypse shenko story for Tenthstreetreds as the next MEBB~ PRO: It...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:44:10 -0400

Debating doing my AU Post-Apocalypse shenko story for Tenthstreetreds as the next MEBB~ PRO: It would be completed in its entirety, CON: Red might murder me from all the waiting.

Thoughts?

thatonewerewolf: I couldn’t think of any ideas for mshenko...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:42:00 -0400

thatonewerewolf:

I couldn’t think of any ideas for mshenko *gasp* so I did this one instead.
teen!Kaidan and that a-hole Vyrnnus.

Ah yessss. I just wrote about teen!Kaidan at Biotic Acclimation and Training.

georgiale-flay: Perfect parade rest - as seen by Shepard and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:39:02 -0400

georgiale-flay:

Perfect parade rest - as seen by Shepard and Kaidan’s biotic students.
HERE IS SOMETHING I ACTUALLY PUT SOME EFFORT INTO.

*calmly turns caps lock off*

I um… enjoy? I dunno. I was in a funny mood and I’ve got lots of time off now before expo, so here’s something for you guys. And I mean it’s for you, not anyone else, got it? Because you’re special. Not bad special, good special. Understand? Good. Just so you know.